"Those who smoke mj jock Mj."--Air Judden
Welcome to the lighthouse of truth in the midst of the jordon-jocking fog!
Greetings! Welcome to the most powerful basketball site on the web! This page cuts through the hype generated by the jordon-jocking media and exposes the clay feet of the tin god, Michael jordon. Is he the best ever? Hardly! Was he the best player in 1997-98? Negative! Was he the best player on the Chicago Bulls? Nay! This page tells you why. Enjoy your stay. However, let me give you some tips on navigating through this page.
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This page is full of content, because jordon's foolishness is quite robust! Therefore, if you are interested in studying this more, I recommend you bookmark this and come back. I make frequent updates to this page--usually every week. jordon's foolishness is growing faster than I can expose it! I list all new updates (for the last couple of months) in the What's New section. This section also provides a nice sampling for the different sections of this page.
The pictures offer a pictorial representation of jordon's foolishness. You know how the saying goes...a picture is worth 1,000 words. A picture of jordon exposes his foolishness one thousand-fold! You may not understand every caption until you've read the FAQ, but you should understand most of them.
Want to see the responses -- both positive AND negative to this site? Go to the letters and awards sections (see list below).
I try to avoid unnecessary repetition on this page. Therefore, I don't explain every comment every time it's made. For instance, I often refer to jordon firing Doug Collins and B.J. Armstrong. I mention that jordon is worth 2 wins to the Bulls and he is single-handedly responsible for half of their losses. I also refer to him being the biggest choker of all-time. I back up all of these statements in the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions). The FAQ is the foundation for this web page. Every question you have is probably answered here. You should skim through the questions on it, and if you want any more information, click on the question's link and you can read more about it. If you don't look through this first, you may incorrectly conclude that statements made on this site are biased and without basis. The truth is, I have no bias for or against the wretched and foolish jordon. I expose his foolishness without passion or prejudice.
If you experience any technical difficulties, please let me know. I frequently check the links to make sure they are still up. If you click on an external link, it should open a new window. Please be aware of this.
Enjoy your stay. May it be an educational experience for you!
Here is a description of the sections:
Navigate through the foolishness of jordon:
jordon off the court:
jordon and the Wizards:
Beyond jordon's Foolishness: