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If you are not sure what a jordon jocker is or if you qualify as one, take this following quiz. Click on your answer (in the appropriate circle). If you try to answer a question twice, you will be alerted and your 2nd answer ignored. The popup window will alert you as to if your answer was correct or not, as well as your total score up to that point. Each ANSWER is worth a different amount of points (between 0 and 11), depending upon the level in which you jock jordon. Only 1 answer is correct, out of the 5, but it is possible to be "more wrong" on one answer than another. When you have answered all 10 questions, click the button and see your score and see if you are a jordon jocker. Then, compare your score to the list at the bottom to learn more.
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0 points -- you are good and wise. People come from miles around to seek your wisdom. If you are not a member of EjF, e-mail me. You are an honorary member.
1-10 points -- you are wiser than most. After studying this homepage, take the quiz again, and you should improve on those areas that you struggle with. You should inquire about joining EjFs
11-30 points -- Pat yourself on the back. The fact that you kept this much wisdom, in spite of Stern and jordon and Nike's attempts to brainwash you, is something to brag about.
31-49 points -- You have some work to do. More training. But there is hope for you. Remember, jordon jocking leads to the dark side of the Force.
50-60 points -- There is an 80% chance that the brain damage may be permanent. Write Dr. Judden and perhaps he can prescribe a cure.
61-70 points -- You are angry because jordon didn't receive an Oscar for "Space Jam." Sad.
71-90 points -- You are a jordon-jocking cockroach. You run to the wall when the lights are turned on. You will probably write me and tell me what an "idiot" I am.
91-108 points -- You are currently wearing your jordon jammies and getting ready to go to bed under your "Space Jam" quilt. Your "diet" consists of Ballpark Franks and Gatorade. You wear jordon cologne because you think it turns on the chicks. If you could be anybody in the world, it would not be jordon, because you feel unworthy. However, you DO wish you were Juanita jordon.
109 points -- Your name is Ahmad Rashad.
110 points -- you are pregnant with jordon's child.