By Air Judden, Kevin R. Schneider, and Sean Mitchell
I'm taking your requests and dedications. However, all songs must be inspired by the foolishness of Michael jordon. Let's see who we have on the line...
Songs dedicated to jordon by his jockers and foes:
I believe I'll dust my broom - Robert Johnson. Requested by Larry Bird. Larry Legend used to sing this during the 1986 and '87 playoffs, as he swept Foolish jordon on route to a perfect 6-0 playoff record against jordon.
Loves me like a Rock - Paul Simon. Requested by Mrs. jordon. This was sung on her wedding day (rock = basketball). What little did she know!
Everything I Do, I do it For You - Bryan Adams. Requested by David Stern.
I'll be there for you - Bon Jovi. Requested by the jordon-jocking refs.
I want your sex - George Michael. Requested by Ahmad Rashad.
Songs requested BY jordon for others:
I'd like to have that one back - George Strait. Inspired by jordon's career record 31 buzzer bricks.
I didn't mean a word I said - Ella Fitzgerald (popular). "I'll never wear #23 again."
Reasons I cheat - Randy Travis. Nuff said!
I get by with a Little Help from my Friends - Beatles. Dedicated to the jordon-jocking refs.
Gimme Three Steps - Lynyrd Skynyrd. Dedicated this to the jordon-jocking refs.
You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC. Dedicated to Allen Iverson.
Songs ABOUT jordon:
Liar - Rollins Band. "...I'll know when the time comes for me [to retire]. Whenever I get up one morning and I don't want to do all this anymore. That simple. It could be tonight, tomorrow, or next week. Whenever the feeling hits me, that's when I'll stop playing. I would never allow anyone to talk me into playing longer either. I wouldn't get the bug to come back. No way. There isn't that much bug in the world. I would not come back under any circumstances." - Foolish jordon. Rare Air, Page 106, 1993.
Travelin' man - Ricky Nelson. Pretty self-explanatory.
Complain - King's X. Although fitting for Phil the Phool, it fits jordon nicely, also.
Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd. Anything that has the word "brick" in it has to be inspired by jordon.
Brick House - Comadores. A song about the United Center.
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits. jordon's 1997-98 contract: $35M!
Master and Slave - the
Cherry Poppin Daddies. about jordon's relationship with Stern.