jordon responsible for stock market crash
jordon responsible for Y2K crisis!!!
jordon - the Communist role-model
jordon responsible for the campaign finance scandal!
jordon's role as mastermind behind the Clinton-Lewinski scandal
Has jordon ever stood up to a president before?
Does jordon control the media?
Why does jordon have a vendetta against President Clinton?
Why did jordon wait 1-1/2 years to enact his plan?
Was jordon directly
involved? How did he mastermind such a plan from afar?
Why did President Clinton confess?
Is jordon in this for more than just revenge?
Can jordon be imprisoned for his role in the scandal?
Does this make jordon the most powerful man in the world?
jordon responsible for stock market crash!
Added Sept. 10, 1999
It was only a matter of time before jordon's sweatshops, child labor, and cheap pay destroyed the economic structure of Asia! With jordon hogging the Asian currency like he does the basketball, he is responsible for even more pain and suffering in the world! It also appears that jordon is tinkering with the Russian stock market. Why? Simple. If he drives down the price of American stock, then he can hog the stock, and run wall street. jordon's long term goal is to drive down the stock of Wilson and Spalding, so that he can buy up all the stock and hog all the basketballs produced. jordon will do ANYTHING to hog the ball. First it was firing his coach (Doug Collins), then his supposed "friend" (B.J. Armstrong), and now he's willing to ruin the world economy!
jordon responsible for Y2K crisis!!!
Sources are starting to spill the
beans on evil Michael jordon's schemes.
jordon "appeared" to want to retire on top of his game, hit the championship
winning shot, yadda, yadda, yadda. jordon would step away from about $20M and a whole
bunch of field goal attempts? Simply so he could "leave on top?
Shyeahh!!! As IF!!!
Can you hold your breath until you die? Could Data rip off the flesh that the Borg gave
him? Could Nathan Hale give 2 lives for his country? Can jordon walk away from money and
shots for noble purposes?
Heh heh heh. I have a suspension bridge in New York City to sell you, if you believe that.
jordon would only leave if he could make MORE money. And how so?
Y2K.
Did anybody notice what year jordon retired? 1999. Is jordon a Prince fan? Not. (The
only music jordon listens to is the "Be like Mike" jingle). jordon retired
right before the millenium. jordon gave himself a year to prepare for Y2K, or more
specifically, to prevent the world from preparing for Y2K.
jordon plans on preventing Y2K compliance from strategic computers throughout the world.
jordon wants to see the stock market crash. jordon wants there to be food and power
shortages throughout the world. jordon wants the world to fall into chaos and anarchy.
Why would jordon do this? Because he's an evil spawn of Satan? Well, yes, but that's not
the ONLY reason.
Spies report that jordon has formed an alliance with investor Warren Buffett, who owns
approximately 25% (and growing) of the world's supply of silver. Without electronic
money, the world will fall onto precious metals. According to sources who wish to remain
anonymous, jordon has agreed to ruin the world economy in exchange for a significant cut
of Buffett's silver.
jordon is making MORE money then he ever could have DREAMED of in basketball.
Look at the facts (all presented on this website):
jordon has already ruined the Asian economy.
jordon caused the stock market to crash last fall.
jordon has admitted being an agent of the devil.
jordon took the President of the United States down in scandal.
jordon is a role model for Communists around the world.
Now, with jordon running the world's money supply, he can control the world, and with
that, he can force everybody in the world to surrender their basketballs to him, so that
he can hog ALL the balls in the world.
Please, folks...do all you can to foil jordon's evil scheme!!! Education and awareness are
our weapons. Do it for your friends and family. Do it for the future generations. Don't
give control of our planet to Michael jordon!!!
jordon - the Communist role-model
Sent to me by EjF Paul Lewis.
Tuesday, May 5, 1998
By Rod Mickleburgh
"BEIJING -- As a misty spring rain fell softly, the young law student stared moodily at Weiming Lake, scenic showpiece of the country's most prestigious campus, Beijing University.
Student activism, she told an inquiring reporter, is dead.
"Students here aren't interested in politics
any more. They're not like they were," the student said, declining to give her
name. "I'm still interested, but it seems everyone else is just worried about
their own survival, trying to get a good job after they
graduate."
Nine years after its students rocked China's Communist leaders as they had never been rocked before with their mass, pro-democracy protests at Tiananmen Square, Beijing University now appears to be a placid place, where posters of Michael [jordon] adorn dormitories that once seethed with political agitation..."
Where freedom once screamed to be let out, now jordon has taken over, and a Communist hush has fallen over the many jordon jockers whose jordon-jocking mocks the brave souls who died to overcome the jordon-jocking tyrants.
Better dead than Black and Red!!!!!!!
jordon responsible for the campaign finance scandal!
Added September 11, 1998
Does jordon's wickedness know no bounds? Sources have indicated that jordon has had his evil and foolish hand in politics AGAIN! Remember the campaign finance accusations and how the Chinese government gave illegal money to the Clinton campaign fund? Guess who masterminded it? (Hint: His last name rhymes with "gordon"). Yep, foolish jordon did it! However, unlike the Lewinski scandal that jordon masterminded, this wasn't done to bring down the president, but rather to make jordon more money.
Which nation has the most people? China. If jordon could force out the competition in the sneaker market and have a monopoly, think of all the money he could make! Therefore, jordon sat out to accomplish this nefarious scheme! First, he needed to make sure that China remained on the "Most Favored Nations" trading status. President Clinton had reservations about this, since China has a history of abusing human rights. jordon could care less about this, since he does this also, with his sweatshops.
jordon's first step was to establish relations with the communist Chinese government. jordon did this by helping squash the freedom movement and lulling the radicals to sleep with jordon-jocking. jordon succeeded by becoming a role model for Communist. This was exposed in the article that EjF Paul Lewis sent me. (Click here to read this.) The Chinese government was very grateful to jordon for helping them destroy the cries of freedom while avoiding the notice of human rights advocacy groups. Therefore, they agreed to allow jordon to be the sole distributor of sneakers in China, so long as he can keep China on the list of Most Favored Nations trading status.
However, President Clinton stood as an obstacle to jordon's plan. Clinton did not bow to jordon's whims, like President Bush did. jordon had not unleashed his Lewinski scandal, or even planned it, so he dealt with the President differently. jordon is a big fan of Tonya Harding. jordon admires her spirit of sportsmanship, since jordon uses similar tactics, such as when he cheap shotted Reggie Miller in his return-from retirement game because Miller was torching jordon. jordon also threw the ball at Mark Jackson's head at the end of this year, because Jackson was shutting down jordon. jordon, therefore, decided to give President Clinton the "Tonya Harding" when Clinton was visiting jordon jocker Greg Norman (who takes the "Be Like Mike" slogan to the extreme by choking like jordon!). The jordon-jocking secret service agents smacked President Clinton's knee as a warning not to fight jordon on the China issue. The president had to have surgery to repair the damage that jordon's henchmen had caused! Clinton backed off of his human rights stance, because he feared for his safety, since he knew that he was not safe from jordon jockers -- even in the White House (little did he know, but that's revealed in the Lewinski scandal!)
As a token "reward" for complying with jordon's wishes, jordon threw some chump change at Clinton, in the form of campaign financing. However, to cover his tracks, jordon signed his name "Mao Tse jordon" on the checks. These checks were discovered and now it is believed that China is influencing Clinton's decisions, when actually it is jordon who is behind it all!
In conclusion, China benefited from retaining their Most Favored Nations trade status and they had the voices of freedom from within their country silenced without incurring the wrath of human rights groups. jordon made much money off of his sneaker deal with China, and cut off the competition from selling their sneakers in China. The President received money from jordon for his re-election effort, but he had to sell out his principles and had to undergo knee surgery. If only Super Patrick Ewing were president, then none of this would have happened!
Back to listjordon's role as mastermind behind the Clinton-Lewinski scandal
[Note: I am not a registered Democrat or Republican. I am a registered voter, but have no party affiliation. However, I do recognize jordon's evil work and can sympathize with a man who has been set-up by jordon (no matter what his party affiliation). This keeps me open-minded, impartial, and fair when judging events. I use the same open-minded approach when dealing with jordon, and I don’t let his wretchedness or foolishness sway my opinion of him.]
Has jordon ever stood up to a president before?
Yes. Remember in 1991 when the Bulls were invited to the White House after they won the championship? jordon not only stood up to a president, he stood up the president. jordon stayed at home, in an act of defiance. President Bush wisely did not condemn jordon, because he didn't want to be crucified by the jordon-jocking press with an election coming up.
Furthermore, not long after that, Magic Johnson was named to President Bush's council on AIDS. jordon did not like other players receiving more publicity than himself, so jordon commanded President Bush to remove Magic from the panel, and President Bush complied.
Does jordon control the media?
Yes. In their first meeting, Allen Iverson said he did not respect Foolish jordon. He proved his point by torching Foolish jordon. However, the jordon-jocking press began a year-long smear campaign and painted Iverson out to be a gangster and a criminal, even though Iverson was correct in his assessment. Foolish jordon is not worthy of respect, as Iverson proved by outscoring Foolish jordon in their duels for the season. Twice he humiliated jordon with his powerful and handsome crossover move. (Click here to see the video). Iverson went on to say that he doesn't respect his opponents on the floor, because he doesn't want to give them an advantage. This is the statement of a confident leader and a wise individual. While most people agreed with the statement, they still tried to call him a gangster and a criminal, looking for any excuse, such as his hair style or the length of his shorts. Even though most of the white middle/upper-class American's aren't gang-bangers, they still seem to think that they are experts on the gangsta culture. Then, a jordon-jocking Virginia police officer planted marijuana in a car that Iverson was a passenger in. Even though Iverson was a passenger, people still claim that somehow HE was speeding. The District Attorney didn't press charges because he knew he had no case, yet the jordon-jocking police officer had done his job: he gave the jordon-jocking press fabricated material to further smear Iverson's good name with! This is obvious proof that jordon controls the media.
Why does jordon have a vendetta against President Clinton?
Back in 1995, The NBA Player’s Union negotiated a new Collective Bargaining Agreement (C.B.A.). When jordon received word of this, he was very angry. You see, jordon is against unions (look at his overseas child-labor factories, if you do not believe me). jordon wanted all of the players under HIS control, and he wanted them to all toil for the league minimum, which, by the way, jordon wanted to decrease to the National minimum salary, while jordon hogged the rest of the money. David Stern, jordon’s pawn, also wanted his master (jordon) ruling over the serfs. Therefore, Stern negotiated a terrible C.B.A. for the player’s. Then, jordon came in, supposedly as the player’s "friend" and wanted to destroy the player’s union, so they wouldn’t have to work under such terrible conditions. Stern appeared to be against jordon. This would make the players think it was an "us vs.. them" situation, and make jordon appear to work for the good of the players. Stern and jordon were playing "Good cop, Bad cop" in a wicked attempt to give jordon full control of the NBA.
A few enlightened individuals, like Shaquille O’Neal and Mitch Richmond, became wise to jordon’s foolish plan, and started battling jordon. Player’s started to see the light of jordon’s foolishness, thanks to these handsome and powerful leaders. jordon realized his plans were crumbling around him. Therefore, he called up President Clinton, and asked that Clinton convince the Secretary of Labor to "fix" the ballot box (when the players voted on decertifying the union), so that jordon would win. jordon promised Clinton much money and many favors. Clinton told jordon that, as one weasel to another, he appreciated jordon’s strong-arm, dirty tactics, but that he could not go through with jordon’s wicked plan. He said if word got out, even HE couldn’t weasel out from under that scandal, and would surely lose his attempt at re-election. jordon assured him that no one would find out, but Clinton, wisely realized that after watching many basketball games, that jordon was no match for Shaq and Richmond, and declined jordon’s offer. jordon angrily vowed to make Clinton pay for his insolence. (From that point on, jordon started jocking Bob Dole for president, out of spite, and, well, you saw the results: jordon is a loser. Had Pippen and Rodman supported Dole, instead, we would be calling him "President Dole.")
jordon’s attempts to take over the players union were destroyed, as the players voted overwhelmingly in favor against Foolish jordon. Also, thanks to the efforts of Shaq, and Richmond, the Player’s Union renegotiated a fairer C.B.A. (jordon’s quote was, "Curses! Foiled again!")
jordon has been simmering over this defeat for many years and planning his revenge. First, he trained a special jordon-jocking agent, Monica Lewinski. jordon planted this agent in the White House to spread malicious lies about the President. Since jordon controls the press, he had no problem getting them to believe this story. CIA rumors say that jordon hid his plans at factory sites in Iraq (jordon admires Sadaam Hussein), and that is what Iraq is REALLY wanting to hide from the UN inspectors: weapons of mass jordon-jocking. Second, jordon trained another special agent, Kenneth Starr and planted in him in his position. These two were the key to jordon's evil plan. The third agent was later to be revealed (keep reading).
So while Clinton has hardly been a role model, it is easy to see that he, like Allen Iverson, is a victim of the jordon empire. If you do not "respect" jordon, he will make you pay. jordon presents a "clear and present danger" to the well being of the United States of America, but thanks to people like "Shaq" Ryan, jordon’s foolishness can only go so far.
Why did jordon wait 1-1/2 years to enact his plan?
First of all, jordon had to hatch his plan. jordon maybe foolish and weak, but he does have an eye for detail. Next, he had to train his agents for their duties. Their roles would be difficult, and while jordon does control the media, his agents would still be under heavy scrutiny. Finally, jordon timed this just right, as the Collective Bargaining Agreement would be broken by the N.B.A. management and renegotiated. Notice how the heat on President Clinton and the confession has come during the league-union bargaining. Also, President Clinton's "confession" came a mere 2-1/2 weeks before the National Labor Board arbitrator decides if management has to pay the players who have guaranteed contracts. If the arbitrator (arbi-traitor, if he's a jordon jocker) decides in jordon's favor, then jordon can break the union and place it under his control.
Was jordon directly involved? How did he mastermind such a plan from afar?
jordon maybe foolish, but jordon is not stupid. jordon knew he could not control such a nefarious scheme against such a powerful person from afar. jordon had to get personally involved without implicating himself. Thus, jordon created an alter-identity and planted himself in the White House inner-circle. He called himself Vernon -- Vernon jordon -- and donned a clever disguise.
Now that jordon was on the inside, he was able to better control his elaborate set-up. We at EjF thought it was strange that Michael jordon and Vernon jordon were never seen together, but that simply wasn't enough to go on (we pride ourselves on the seeking the truth that is out there -- not the hearsay that is out there!) Then, these photographs were given to us by an anonymous source who calls himself "Deep Starks":
Apparently, Foolish jordon forgot to change disguises before stepping out on the basketball court. Now, his jockers will try to rationalize this by saying something foolish like, "Basketball takes a toll on the body, and jordon is just looking old," or other such nonsense, but the truth is there in plain sight -- Michael jordon IS Vernon jordon. These photographs are the "smoking gun" evidence!
What about the dress?
First, the jordon-jocking Supreme Court decides that the attorney-client privilege does not apply to those who oppose jordon's nefarious schemes. However, the President is no push-over and appeared to be standing strong in the polls. This upset jordon greatly. jordon doesn't like anybody being jocked, other than himself . Therefore jordon needed a "smoking gun" piece of evidence, like the Nixon tapes, or the O.J. glove (except Foolish jordon forgot to plant the right-sized glove). Therefore, miraculously, the dress appeared out of nowhere, that supposedly contained President Clinton's, uh, DNA on it. How could jordon pull this off? Does jordon run the F.B.I. crime labs? No. The dress belonged to the THIRD jordon-jocking agent, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Yes, Mrs. Clinton is a jordon jocker. She had access to the president's DNA, so she put some on the dress and gave it to Foolish jordon, who, in turn, gave it to jordon-jocking Agent Lewinski, who gave it to jordon-jocking Agent Starr.
Why did President Clinton confess?
When the F.B.I. tests came back positive, President Clinton realized he had been set-up in an elaborate frame. He didn't know how, but he knew that he had no chance of defeating this conspiracy. He called up jordon and apologized for his insolence. jordon promised President Clinton that if he "confessed," that jordon would grant him leniency from the jordon-jocking press. jordon very much enjoyed seeing the President of the United States grovel at his feet for mercy.
Is jordon in this for more than just revenge?
Yes. As stated before, jordon timed this to happen less than 3 weeks before the National Labor Board's arbi-traitor decides if the players get paid during the lockout or not. jordon is STILL trying to take over the player's union.
Furthermore, jordon made an example out of President Clinton, so that future presidents won't demonstrate insolence toward jordon. jordon is hoping to revise the child labor laws in the United States to mirror those of the countries his factories are in. jordon will certainly need presidential support to overturn such a law.
Can jordon be imprisoned for his role in the scandal?
Hardly! If jordon can convince the Supreme Court to throw out one of the most fundamental cornerstones of American justice (the attorney-client privilege), do you really think he can be imprisoned? Furthermore, who is going to investigate him -- Congress? Congressmen depend on public support for their jobs. They cannot lose the votes of the jordon jockers, who make up a considerable amount of society. Finally, outside of risking job security, Congress knows investigating jordon would be a waste of time, since jordon ultimately has a presidential pardon waiting for him should anything come from their investigation!
Does this make jordon the most powerful man in the world?
No. There are many people more powerful than jordon, such as Super John Starks, Super Patrick Ewing, Allen Iverson, Shaq, and Mitch Richmond. For all of his power, jordon is helpless when he steps on the court against the likes of these. However, jordon is a very powerful figure in the world of politics.
