"Those who smoke mj jock Mj."--Air Judden

Welcome to the lighthouse of truth in the midst of the jordon-jocking fog!

Greetings!  Welcome to the most powerful basketball site on the web!  This page cuts through the hype generated by the jordon-jocking media and exposes the clay feet of the tin god, Michael jordon.   Is he the best ever?  Hardly!  Was he the best player in 1997-98?   Negative!  Was he the best player on the Chicago Bulls?  Nay!  This page tells you why.  Enjoy your stay.  However, let me give you some tips on navigating through this page.

• Turn those speakers on!!!   This page has .wav files.  If you don't have wav player, your browser should prompt you to download a free wav player after you've clicked on a sound link.  If you would like to test your speakers, click here.  [Note: sound files have been temporarily removed to clear up server space].

• The next step is to customize the navigator panel.  Customized panels show a recommended viewing order based upon you wishes.  This page serves a dual purpose: to expose jordon's foolishness through fact and humor.  Which path do you chose?
  

• This page is full of content, because jordon's foolishness is quite robust!  Therefore, if you are interested in studying this more, I recommend you bookmark this and come back.  I make frequent updates to this page--usually every week.  jordon's foolishness is growing faster than I can expose it!  I list all new updates (for the last couple of months) in the What's New section.  This section also provides a nice sampling for the different sections of this page.

• The pictures offer a pictorial representation of jordon's foolishness.  You know how the saying goes...a picture is worth 1,000 words.  A picture of jordon exposes his foolishness one thousand-fold!  You may not understand every caption until you've read the FAQ, but you should understand most of them.

• Want to see the responses -- both positive AND negative to this site?  Go to the letters and awards sections (see list below).

• I try to avoid unnecessary repetition on this page.  Therefore, I don't explain every comment every time it's made.  For instance, I often refer to jordon firing Doug Collins and B.J. Armstrong.   I mention that jordon is worth 2 wins to the Bulls and he is single-handedly responsible for half of their losses.  I also refer to him being the biggest choker of all-time.  I back up all of these statements in the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions).  The FAQ is the foundation for this web page.   Every question you have is probably answered here.  You should skim through the questions on it, and if you want any more information, click on the question's link and you can read more about it.  If you don't look through this first, you may incorrectly conclude that statements made on this site are biased and without basis.  The truth is, I have no bias for or against the wretched and foolish jordon.  I expose his foolishness without passion or prejudice.

• If you experience any technical difficulties, please let me know.  I frequently check the links to make sure they are still up.   If you click on an external link, it should open a new window.  Please be aware of this. 

Enjoy your stay.  May it be an educational experience for you!

Here is a description of the sections:

Navigate through the foolishness of jordon:

Starting Point:

• Home - The introduction page!
• What's New – The most recent examples of jordon’s foolishness exposed
• Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) – Is jordon a winner or a weener? Did jordon frame Marv Albert? How does jordon rate on the top 50 of all-time? Is there proof he’s a ballhog? How many wins IS jordon worth to the Bulls?   Why are jordon-jockers called "cockroaches?"  All jordon-jocking cockroaches who think that they have some point to make about their tin god, should read this first, because chance are, I've already seen their particular cockroach dropping before.

Interactive:

• Quiz - What is a jordon jocker?  Confused? Not sure if you are one? This 10 question "litmus test" (automated quiz) will answer all of your questions.  Note: Your browser must be able to read Javascript for this!
• Polls - Your chance to cast your vote on different topics relating to jordon's foolishness.
• jordon valentines - valentines to send your sweetie that also expose jordon's foolishness.
• A test for jordon jockers - test your knowledge.
  

Pictures:

• jordon – photos of jordon exposing his foolishness! 
• jordon jockers – photos of some of the more notorious jockers of jordon.
  

jordon off the court:

• jordon’s restaurant – I have dined at jordon’s diner. Read my review.
• Space Jam – Read my insightful and unbiased review of jordon’s movie.

jordon and the Wizards:

• Announcement - jordon announces that he is a part-owner of the Washington Wizards and exposes his foolishness in the process.
• Debut - jordon goes to his first Wizards game, after buying into the team, and exposes his foolishness.
• Practice - jordon goes to a Wizards' practice and exposes his foolishness.
• jordon: the next Jerry Krause.  jordon is becoming his old boss.
• A team full of jordons - jordon's dream team in Washington.
• Karma kicks jordon in the @ss - What goes around comes around!
• jordon quits on the Wizards - so soon?

jordon entertainment:

• jordon's next movie - read about jordon's next film.
• Song Parodies - See famous song lyrics re-worked to reflect jordon's foolishness.
• Radio jordon - see songs inspired by jordon's foolishness, as well as songs dedicated to jordon and songs requested by jordon.
• jordon theater - Animated files of jordon exposing his foolishness.
• jordon library - Excerpts from books that expose jordon's foolishness.
  

jordon stories:

• jordon Xmas story - A christmas story about Foolish jordon.
• Episode 1: The Ballhog Menace - Cable TV brought us "The Michael jordon story," now read the Star Wars-inspired prequel.
• The Bl-"Air" jordon Project - Read the legend of the Blair jordon ballhog, who has been haunting the forrest of North Carolina for nearly a century!
• The j-Files: How deep does the jordon/Stern/NBC conspiracy go?  Find out as this story progresses!

Miscellaneous Articles:

• Retirement Tribute - Read articles about jordon's retirement that expose his foolishness.
• Mj's political agenda - Read about jordon's foolish political agenda.  How did jordon mastermind Y2K?   The Clinton-Lewinski scandal?  The Asian market collapse?
• jordon for dog catcher - Read about the campaign to elect jordon for Cooke County dog catcher.
• Misc. Exposés - various topics exposing jordon's foolishness.
• jordon's evil legacy – Read about jordon's evil influence that has ruined the NBA.
• Exposers of jordon’s Foolishness – Read the comments of teammates, opponents, writers, etc. who have exposed jordon’s foolishness.
  

Letters/Responses:

• Words of Wisdom – Pearls of wisdom offered up from some of the most brilliant people on the internet.
• Checking the roach motel – Letters from jordon-jocking cockroaches.
• Awards - See the many powerful and handsome awards that this page has won.
  

Beyond jordon's Foolishness:

• Links – jordon related links: those who jock him and those who mock him.
• Your $.02 - links to the newsgroups where you TOO can expose jordon's foolishness!
• E-mail – Send your comments. Share your wisdom or flaunt your ignorance.

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