"Those who smoke mj jock Mj."--Air Judden

Charting new territories through jordon's foolishness:

Please Note!!!  I have added customized navigators (the frame on the left).  This will help you navigate through this page if you are here to learn or to laugh.  Click here to learn more.

If you are a frequent visitor, all you need to do is go to the What's New section and you can see the updates I have made in the last few months.  These changes are also included in their respective categories (Misc. exposés, jordon photos, Checking the roach motel, etc).  This gives you the quick answer to what's been going on in the never ending discoveries of new, uncharted territories of jordon's foolishness.

Also, if you haven't taken the "Are you a jordon jocker" quiz, since I automated it (using Java), then I recommend you take it.  If for no other reason, than I worked so doggone hard at it!  :)

The photos SHOULD load a lot faster now, so if you haven't checked them out, you might give them a look.  See below for different photo sections.

If you haven't been here since I overhauled the design back in June:

For anyone who hasn't been here for awhile, it is easy to see that this page has undergone a major overhaul.  Some of the major changes are:

• Sound - Turn those speakers on!!!  This page has .wav files.  If you don't have wav player, your browser should prompt you to download a free wav player after you've clicked on a sound link.   If you would like to test your speakers, click here.  [Note: Sound files have been temporarily removed to clear up server space]

• Navigator window on the left hand side - Should make cruising through the vast plains of jordon's foolishness much easier! 

• Revised FAQ - All new and overhauled FAQ.   It has been edited and corrected for typos, as well as condensed.  Also, a black and white version is available for those who wish to print out a copy for future reference, or give it as a gift to their local jordon jocker.

• Roach Motel - Lots and lots and lots of sounds added.  All hyperlinks to other sections have been removed (less repetition).   Instead, all hyperlinks are now links to wav files.  Be sure to exit on the wav window that pops up, after you play it (Internet Explorer only).

Navigate through the foolishness of jordon:

Starting Point:

• Home - The introduction page that you just came from.
• What's New – The most recent examples of jordon’s foolishness exposed
• Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) – Is jordon a winner or a weener? Did jordon frame Marv Albert? How does jordon rate on the top 50 of all-time? Is there proof he’s a ballhog? How many wins IS jordon worth to the Bulls?   Why are jordon-jockers called "cockroaches?"  All jordon-jocking cockroaches who think that they have some point to make about their tin god, should read this first, because chance are, I've already seen their particular cockroach dropping before.

Interactive:

• Quiz - What is a jordon jocker?  Confused? Not sure if you are one? This 10 question "litmus test" (automated quiz) will answer all of your questions.  Note: Your browser must be able to read Javascript for this!
• Polls - Your chance to cast your vote on different topics relating to jordon's foolishness.
• jordon valentines - valentines to send your sweetie that also expose jordon's foolishness.
• A test for jordon jockers - test your knowledge.

Pictures:

• jordon – photos of jordon exposing his foolishness! 
• jordon jockers – photos of some of the more notorious jockers of jordon.

jordon off the court:

• jordon’s restaurant – I have dined at jordon’s diner. Read my review.
• Space Jam – Read my insightful and unbiased review of jordon’s movie.

jordon and the Wizards:

• Announcement - jordon announces that he is a part-owner of the Washington Wizards and exposes his foolishness in the process.
• Debut - jordon goes to his first Wizards game, after buying into the team, and exposes his foolishness.
• Practice - jordon goes to a Wizards' practice and exposes his foolishness.
• jordon: the next Jerry Krause.  jordon is becoming his old boss.
• A team full of jordons - jordon's dream team in Washington.
• Karma kicks jordon in the @ss - What goes around comes around!
• jordon quits on the Wizards - so soon?

jordon entertainment:

• jordon's next movie - read about jordon's next film.
• Song Parodies - See famous song lyrics re-worked to reflect jordon's foolishness.
• Radio jordon - see songs inspired by jordon's foolishness, as well as songs dedicated to jordon and songs requested by jordon.
• jordon theater - Animated files of jordon exposing his foolishness.
• jordon library - Excerpts from books that expose jordon's foolishness.

jordon stories:

• jordon Xmas story - A christmas story about Foolish jordon.
• Episode 1: The Ballhog Menace - Cable TV brought us "The Michael jordon story," now read the Star Wars-inspired prequel.
• The Bl-"Air" jordon Project - Read the legend of the Blair jordon ballhog, who has been haunting the forrest of North Carolina for nearly a century!
• The j-Files: How deep does the jordon/Stern/NBC conspiracy go?  Find out as this story progresses!

Miscellaneous Articles:

• Retirement Tribute - Read articles about jordon's retirement that expose his foolishness.
• Mj's political agenda - Read about jordon's foolish political agenda.  How did jordon mastermind Y2K?   The Clinton-Lewinski scandal?  The Asian market collapse?
• jordon for dog catcher - Read about the campaign to elect jordon for Cooke County dog catcher.
• Misc. Exposés - various topics exposing jordon's foolishness.
• jordon's evil legacy – Read about jordon's evil influence that has ruined the NBA.
• Exposers of jordon’s Foolishness – Read the comments of teammates, opponents, writers, etc. who have exposed jordon’s foolishness.

Letters/Responses:

• Words of Wisdom – Pearls of wisdom offered up from some of the most brilliant people on the internet.
• Checking the roach motel – Letters from jordon-jocking cockroaches.
• Awards - See the many powerful and handsome awards that this page has won.

Beyond jordon's Foolishness:

• Links – jordon related links: those who jock him and those who mock him.
• Your $.02 - links to the newsgroups where you TOO can expose jordon's foolishness!
• E-mail – Send your comments. Share your wisdom or flaunt your ignorance.

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