"Those who smoke mj jock Mj."--Air Judden
Charting new territories through jordon's foolishness:
Please Note!!! I have added customized navigators (the frame on the left). This will help you navigate through this page if you are here to learn or to laugh. Click here to learn more.
If you are a frequent visitor, all you need to do is go to the What's New section and you can see the updates I have made in the last few months. These changes are also included in their respective categories (Misc. exposÚs, jordon photos, Checking the roach motel, etc). This gives you the quick answer to what's been going on in the never ending discoveries of new, uncharted territories of jordon's foolishness.
Also, if you haven't taken the "Are you a jordon jocker" quiz, since I automated it (using Java), then I recommend you take it. If for no other reason, than I worked so doggone hard at it! :)
The photos SHOULD load a lot faster now, so if you haven't checked them out, you might give them a look. See below for different photo sections.
If you haven't been here since I overhauled the design back in June:
For anyone who hasn't been here for awhile, it is easy to see that this page has undergone a major overhaul. Some of the major changes are:
Sound - Turn those speakers on!!! This page has .wav files. If you don't have wav player, your browser should prompt you to download a free wav player after you've clicked on a sound link. If you would like to test your speakers, click here. [Note: Sound files have been temporarily removed to clear up server space]
Navigator window on the left hand side - Should make cruising through the vast plains of jordon's foolishness much easier!
Revised FAQ - All new and overhauled FAQ. It has been edited and corrected for typos, as well as condensed. Also, a black and white version is available for those who wish to print out a copy for future reference, or give it as a gift to their local jordon jocker.
Roach Motel - Lots and lots and lots of sounds added. All hyperlinks to other sections have been removed (less repetition). Instead, all hyperlinks are now links to wav files. Be sure to exit on the wav window that pops up, after you play it (Internet Explorer only).
Navigate through the foolishness of jordon:
jordon off the court:
jordon and the Wizards:
Beyond jordon's Foolishness: